All posts by VeryCooly
“Explain the green aura and why every time you throw something a horse of flies follows it. My man, take a shower for once in your life. Oh wait, you can’t because the backstab squad is coming for you.”
“Hey burger dude, I know the perfect way to massacre stinky hatred guy.”
OOOHHHH TTWWWOOO TTIMMMEEEEE
(+Shed but two time is scarier if you know you know)
^^Okay im worried about ya’lls sanity
“Hey green guy, you want to eat your arm? Worth the flamethrower.”
“WHOAAAA KIDS LOOK YOUR FATHER HAS APPROVED SWEARING SAY THE F WORD NOW”
(Also arm is delicious and I can share)
“Uhhh”
Fire in the hole.
(About 27 Psychic Points and a very long flamethrower later, this random pre teen can be seen eating cooked 1 by 4 arm. Delicious. Also smelly but we don’t talk about that)
“Sees green aura”
”Hey random stinky guy you wanna see a cool trick I can do with my hand”
“Oh. So I have to brutally murder the green guy with flies on him? Ok. Can i use fancy PSI from the mother series?”
“Hey, is that some green thingy sticking around the corner?”
(Flies appear)
“Nah, that’s crazy if it smells that bad lol”
(Runs in because he’s finally healed)
”Okay, what’s going on, and why am I hearing boss music?”
“Okay, what is going on, and why does it have to do with the ultimate interrupter of sleep himself?” 📦
“Ummm… why are you trying to use YouTube as a search engine? You’re not gonna find videos of any of this, y’know?”
“Not really. I need my phone back, and uhhh, im like a kilometer away, so”
“At least let me get my phone, some fedora guy actually helped for once, and now i need to be able to chuck phones when I need to again, soooo”
“Thank you?”
”I guess he saw somebody, but I better get my phone back, because these people are not responding.”
(Yayy he’s on his feet again😁)
“Uhhh, please hurry up, I am about to be kidnapped and I do not want that to happen, just get here a little faster, please?”
“Who are you? Do not kidnap me, just because I’m 12, and crippled and, yeah I’m cooked.
Yeah, I know.
“Umm, my nickname’s Cooly, and emoji’s ain’t my thing. Also I’m a hologram, the real me is crippled on the side of the road, I think. Anyways, why’s that guy using YouTube as a search engine?”
(Yeah, it’s just a hologram)
”I like your chips.”