I present you..... Shrimpo headcanons from the generator
Ten, to be exact.
If Shrimpo was in a zombie movie, he would be the only one to die.
Shrimpo doesn't have dreams. To him, sleeping is just a really long blink.
If Shrimpo was overstimulated, he would definitely destroy some flowers.
If Dandy's World was a musical, Shrimpo would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing.
Shrimpo was forced to eat cement as a child.
Shrimpo knows 14 swear words.
Shrimpo hacks his stats in every video game he plays.
Shrimpo gets animalistically angry when something mildly inconveniences him.
Shrimpo has a sleeping schedule worse than everyone.
Shrimpo has been cancelled on Twitter.